ION 2011 JULY 16-17

[STOLTZ]

You're not short, you just have a high "bunker to body mass compatibility ratio"...  Meaning you can fit in just about any bunker.  Heck, PEOPLE are your bunkers. 

It's people!  Paintball bunkers are people! 

[inthedeadbox-Chris]

It's people!  Paintball bunkers are people! 

For anyone not familiar with Earl's great reference:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_green

[5PieceNugget]

*Tips hat to Earl*

Well played sir, well played....that one was deep.

 

[lil_giggles]

You're not short, you just have a high "bunker to body mass compatibility ratio"...  Meaning you can fit in just about any bunker.  Heck, PEOPLE are your bunkers. 

Oh yes they are. I took advantage of that quite a few times. And the ability to fit in any bunker makes it nice to push the line.

[lil_giggles]

For anyone not familiar with Earl's great reference:

What year was this?

Oh and guys my mama was really grateful that everyone kept an eye on me.

[inthedeadbox-Chris]

What year was this?

Oh and guys my mama was really grateful that everyone kept an eye on me.

1973. 

Also in 1973:
Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" was released.
Our degenerate, criminal thug-president Richard Milhouse Nixon's Watergate break-in and scandal.
The final US soldier left Vietnam.

[Stocky]

What do you think about asking Medusa to put two elastic rings for a pod on the Mamba?  I ask because the Medusa system is inoperable when you're in the prone position under fire and can't sit up to reload, you still need a pod to dump in.  I was caught in that situation a few times last weekend.

Sure they love our feedback.  I'll let you try out the prototype if they make one.

[inthedeadbox-Chris]

Invasion of Normandy made NPR!

http://www.npr.org/2011/08/01/138672444/reliving-d-day-with-paintballs-and-referees



Derp:

But some participants take things past limits. Skirmish USA, the owner of the field, bans Nazi paraphernalia, but that didn't stop Nick "Woodog" Woodrum, who drove up from West Virginia. Woodrum shaved the Nazi SS insignia onto one side of his head and a swastika on the other.

"It's all character, it's all fun and games, no hate," Woodrum says.

Earlier he had a swastika flag flying over his tent site, but was asked to take it down.

"[I did it] out of respect ... but it's like having a Civil War re-enactment without the Confederate flags, it don't make no sense," he says.

It's so nice when someone makes their mental deficiency apparent to everyone by speaking like the idiot they are... because then I don't have to point it out. 

[Ptommy]

Here is proof that Zach and I were in the game, on the beach. Me standing center in shorts, Zach crouching down back on left.

[Ptommy]

Hey! I'm no longer listed as "newbie"!! I'm listed as "baller". 

[lil_giggles]

Hey! I'm no longer listed as "newbie"!! I'm listed as "baller". 

woohoo

[Ptommy]

Yah, you can say that Madam "Paint God"!

And maybe I'll be even more effective, now that I've got my trade nearly done with Sheldon, pump gun and cash for an Invert mini!
PT

[lil_giggles]

Lol hey i remember the newbie status.