Uh oh you know what they say about those prison guards. j/k

OUCH....Yeah the FBI would say that I'm training a militia with paintball guns.
.... Now if we only took 1st in that last competition we could initiate those plans to take over the world!!!
..... But we took 3rd so maybe in next weeks episode of late night infomercials called: "ITT Tech Trains FBI Agents for only $19.95" "But WAIT! If you act right now we will throw in not one, but two IRS agents for (wait for it) FREE + s/h, processing, and all applicable federal, state, and local taxes......"
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.....(for the grand total of $350k per gov employee per year, and look what you get for it...LOL)
.... oh yeah that's right, that show got cut.... awww too bad it was a good one too.