And Chris - this falling on your face theme, I'm beginning to think this might be your signature move
Wait wait wait, I didn't accidentally fall flat on my face, I, uh... um... I strategically maneuvered my body to trick the other team into thinking they had me at a disadvantage.
Twice.
Yeah, that's it.
Fortunately Bob had my back while I adjusted my strategic position once again, this time out of the ditch and behind a bunker. Thanks again, dood.
Are you serious!! That is awesome. What is the most we have had there for open play???
I think yesterday was it, thirteen.
If I make make one brief suggestion to the males in the MERCS... get yourself some groin protection if you're not already equipped. One of the players on the opposing team charged me from just a few yards away and one of my paintballs hit him in the naughty bits. He went down like a sack of potatoes and rolled around in the tall grass for five minutes, then limped (HA!) off the field. I feel so bad for him, I hope he recovers in-tact.
Hey Bob, how's the throat today? Us old-dogs have to watch out for each other ya know... I'm going to go take some Geritol and fiber then nap... zzzzz....
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